Month: November 2023

  • No Ifs, Ands, or Butts

    No Ifs, Ands, or Butts

    There’s a part of the human anatomy, much maligned, ever since Forrest Gump got shot in the hind quarters, which he referred to plainly as his “but-tocks.”

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  • Dying Well on Thanksgiving Day

    Dying Well on Thanksgiving Day

    Mrs. Esther Wholesum died on a Thanksgiving afternoon in the mid-to-late 1990’s, surrounded by her family and full of years. I remember it well.

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  • The Coiling Snake of Tension Headache

    The Coiling Snake of Tension Headache

    I am Theseus. How long I’ve been in the Underground I cannot say. Already I have lost my way. The muscles in my back have become like knotted ropes. Sleep eludes me.

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  • Theseus Descending

    Theseus Descending

    There must be 101 ways to hurt. All of them are rotten. Some of them change us. Even tiny things can pack a wallop. Consider these five: a hornet sting on the hand; a scratch across the eye; a kidney stone on its journey; a gout flare in the toe; and a burned finger on…

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  • The Promise and the Lawsuit, Part Two

    The Promise and the Lawsuit, Part Two

    Everybody breaks. Some teenagers might never imagine that the laws of entropy and the facts of mortality apply to them. (See “Too Dumb Things,” by TAT!) Similarly, some newlyweds may not know, especially if they are young, that they, themselves, will break. Physically, mentally, or emotionally, their beloved partner will also break.

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